And now a (thankfully) brief trip into the mind of Doofy…
“Let’s see… http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/account…username, password…”
Last login: March 8, 2008 5:30:02 PM
“Hmm… should really do something about that.”
*Suddenly, Doofy’s brain splits into evil and good halves.*
Good Doofy: “Five months away from the game, that’s, like, eleven in MMO years. Think about how much you missed! It will be exciting!
Evil Doofy: “Yeah, everyone you knew quit the game in that time. Good luck trying to find people to chat and group with, sucker.”
Good Doofy: “You’ve got that game time card sitting right there! Your credit card won’t hate you for at least two months!”
Evil Doofy: “But when you realize in the first five minutes that it sucks, you’re out that game card that you could have eBayed or something.”
Good Doofy: “You even spent three hours installing and patching the game on that BRAND FREAKING NEW COMPUTER YOU JUST BOUGHT.”
Evil Doofy: “You just bought a new computer? Crap, Goody-Two-Shoes over there is right. See ya.”
*Doofy’s brain halves reunite*
That’s right, baby. We’re back.